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Alberta Premier known as Klein
Seems his liver's all pickled in brine
Like his mind and his future
His mouth needs a suture
In Jerk Hall of Fame we'll enshrine
With the booze once the Ralph was demonic
On his good days uncouth and moronic
Though he's currently dry
Seems his brain's in his fly
From his juvenile shot at the Stronach
Made a reference to bone in her body
Then his minions broke in to applaudy
Now he stands by his quip
Thinks it's clever and hip
But the tasteful regard it as gaudy
While imbibing in whiskey and beer
Took Albertans to surplus each year
But the ways it was spent
Isn't how it was meant
Just where all of it went is unclear

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