Tell us all of the data we'll need
You'll have planted a wonderful seed
Then we'll mold you a rhyme
That will stand for all time
When we send it you'll give it a read
Your options are as numerous as there are personalities, sensibilities 
and budgets. Your basic greeting card limerick (2 verses) is $29.50 USD.
After that it's an extra $10 per verse.
The e-mail address to which your custom limerick is to be sent:
Your name:
Subject's name (nicknames?):
The occasion (birthday, valentines, just because etc.):
What is the age or year of birth of the subject?
Flavor of the limerick (choose one only)
clean, friendly, platonic
clean, friendly, romantic
silly and platonic
silly and romantic
serious and platonic
serious and romantic
somewhat titillating and platonic
somewhat titillating and romantic
very titillating (steamy) and platonic
very titillating (steamy) and romantic
None of the above? That's okay, just explain in your own words
the 'flavor' you would like (we have seen it all):
Key traits of the subject to be included:
Key traits to be avoided:
Other content / messages in order of importance (consider occupation,
aspirations, hobbies, habits etc).
Additional comments or questions
Request the number of verses you would like (choose one only)
2 - Verse Limerick - $ 29.50
3 - Verse Limerick - $ 39.50
4 - Verse Limerick - $ 49.50
5 - Verse Limerick - $ 59.50
Other (enter the number of verses and total cost, $10 USD per verse):
Number of verses: Total cost $ USD
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